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Winter Wonderland…with Al Gore
Al Gore claims, are ya’ listenin’?
That our land will be sizzlin’.
Since the ozone collapsed, we’ll be fried on our backs,
Except I’m walkin’ in a winter wonder land.
Way down in Houston you could build a snowman,
In Georgia even snowflakes hit the ground.
Al Gore asks us if we’re hot and we’ll say, “No, man, and we’d like it if you’d get a life right now.”
Global Warmists did conspire, to get cash for their desires,
By saying each day, the heat won’t go away,
Except I’m walkin’ in a winter wonderland.
Yes, I’m walkin’ in a winter wonderland.
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Obama’s Might (O Holy Night)
Obama’s might, is greatly overrated.
Could it be time to send his sorry ass home?
Black leaders came with wisdom through the ages,
But then this dude really messed up the show.
He raised the tax trying to stimulate the economy…
But it can’t be done by taking all our money…
PLEASE, no health care..
Cap and Trade is for the birds…
Your generals beg to win the war…
But you don’t care,
So what the hell,
just bring them home.
(Slowly)
Obama’s might, is greatly overrated.
Could it be time to send his sorry ass home?
(This song says nothing good about Woods, his ‘women’ and hints that they really messed up kids along the way)
I saw Mommy Kissing Tiger Woods
I saw Mommy kissing Tiger Woods
Out behind our big whorehouse last night.
He didn’t see me creep
Behind the bush across the street.
I took some real good pictures
Of the golfing MVP.
I saw Mommy kissing Tiger Woods,
And he gave her butt a big spank, too.
Oh, what a laugh its’ going to be,
When his wife will finally see,
Mommy kissing Tiger Woods
Last night!
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