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Written by Patrick
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Tuesday, 17 February 2009 08:53 |
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Street Fighter IV is around the corner and for some odd reason my mind strayed to questioning what special moves Obama would have if he was a fighter. This vision of my mine is along the lines of the recent Bible Fight mini-game, intended for humoristic effect.
Obama's primary special move would be similar to Ryu's hadoken fireball attack. Obama would charge his attack, a vortex of paper money swirling to his fingertips, which he shoots as a giant nugget of gold, and all the while he's shouting Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-distribution of Wealth!
Obama whips his opponents with the "unborn ball and chain" - with the chain being the umbilical cord and the ball an unborn fetus.
For close encounters Obama has a bulldog with a nasty bite - with the face of Biden.
When under attack Obama pulls out his wife and child as a shield. If things get sticky he blinds his opponents, stunning them with whirling "race cards".
Any other ideas?
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Last Updated on Wednesday, 09 June 2010 21:00 |
